Megan Jones

Well done, sis. I just heard. Congratulations!

[I'm too lazy to actually find pictures, but there are large splotches of blood and the writing is all crooked and shaky]



H E S



I ha tey ou

Well! I'm bored. Someone entertain me. The sadness and the gloom are starting to get tiresome. My memories are only lasting me so long, I'm not the oldest person around.

Crossword puzzles? Lame jokes? Drawings? The story of your life?

Did I mention I'm BORED yet?


[Added later: doodles aplenty. Imagine lots of doodles of all sorts of stuff. Lots and lots of doodles.]

Wow. They finally decided to give me one of these things. I've only been here what, half a year? I don't know what it means, that I finally get one.

Maybe it means good things are going to happen.

Ha!

As if.